#138195. Movie Reviews by the Cranky Critic® the Cranky Critic® Movie reviews. Cranky rates movies by the hardest scale around -- the cost of a ticket. Is a flick worth the cost, or should you wait for lower priced pay per view or rental or pass it by? Cranky's been that way since 1994. Crankycritic.com~Site InfoWhoisTrace RouteRBL Check